Saturday, July 23, 2011

And I Said No No No

Tried to make me go to rehab I said no no no....






I have so many mixed thoughts and feelings about the reported death of Amy Winehouse today.  I will say upfront that I am not a big fan of her.  I despise the song "Rehab" and really haven't listened to her other stuff because of it.  She seems to be really talented and maybe now that she is gone, I will buy an album and see what I think of her aside from that song.  I would feel more comfortable buying a CD now.  Previously I just didn't feel good about the process.  My money went from my American Express to iTunes, Amy got her cut and more than likely, before I even paid my bill for the month Amy's fair trade heroin dealer got his cut.

Here's the thing, I have always just felt mad when I thought about Amy Winehouse.  I was mad at her for making it cool to "say no to rehab".  I was mad at her fans for making it cool to "say no to rehab".  I was mad at her for "saying no to rehab".  Mad that she made money while doing this.  Oh and she just looked sickly.  Yeah, so I can be shallow.

It is really sad the way people let this happen.  Who was watching over this woman? I mean I understand that you can't control a person but maybe put her into a little bit better situations.  And take her to rehab and lock her in there!  Don't just keep sending her to record and tour so that the money keeps rolling in.  It just sickens me the way we could give a junkie award upon award for singing a song about how she won't fix her problem.  Everything about Amy Winehouse, her fans, her music, her handlers, just felt/feels so irresponsible to me.  I mean who didn't see this coming?  Lets try something, raise your hand if you were surprised when you heard this news.....see.....nobody.....wait....what an idiot.  But everyone else is with me right?






Also, we take drug references out of songs on the radio to the point that you can't say anything the even relates to smoking weed.  We freak the fuck out when there is a nipple on TV at the halftime show.  We can't say fuck basic cable. But we can have a heroin, ecstasy, cocaine, self mutilation, eating disorder addict sing about how she doesn't have time for rehab on network TV.  Sure it is late night and there were probably more, OK a shit ton more kids watching the Super Bowl, but tell me is it more harmful that someone say fuck on an awards show, or to give a person in dire need of rehab an award for a song about how they don't have time for it?

I am trying not to be insensitive (this is difficult) but I almost feel like this had to happen, that it is better this way, that there is a lesson somewhere here.  Something about saying no no no...to making a heroine out of someone that needs more help than fame.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

You Can't Break Bad

Below I am posting a link to an article on Grantland by an essayistI really enjoy, Chuck Klosterman.  It discusses the four television dramas that are generally accepted as four of the "best of all time".  I can't say that I agree with him on the four best of all time or his ranking of them, but he certainly makes some very interesting observations about the shows, their characters, their stories, and the effect that they have on us, the viewers. 

I have at least watched one episode of each of these shows so I feel that I am qualified to give my thoughts and feelings about them.  We will go in order of my least watched to most watched. 


And the nominees:


The Sopranos sounds like it is supposed to be a good show.  I am pretty sure I would like it from everything that I hear.  I even own the first five or so seasons.  So what's keeping me from it?  I just know what a huge undertaking it will be to get into this show.  I also know that when I get into a show, I simply cannot stop watching it.  I have seen the very first Sopranos episode, but when I finished I was dead tired and couldn't watch another.  I would say if I had watched one more that night, I would have seen this entire series by now.  Since I didn't, I am very hesitant to start because I don't know that I can survive a 90 hour commitment.  I need sleep, I have a job, maybe I should just stay away from the Sopranos.



The next show listed is Mad Men.  I own the first three seasons of this one and have watched a season and a half.  I like to think that I can handle slow shows if there is a payoff, that I will stick with books and shows that are not entertaining in the beginning while trying to give the creator the benefit of the doubt that it will turn out to be worth the investment.  Mad Men was so incredibly boring to me.  Maybe I didn't look deeply enough into it but I just wasn't entertained and did not find myself committed and connected to the characters. The first season was interesting, seeing how things worked in that time period.  Seeing the business world, family life, women's status, etc. in the 1960's, was interesting but then, nothing really happened...  By mid point season two I had basically gotten to the point of saying "Ok, I get it, Don Draper is a bad husband, and doesn't treat others (see: women) particularly well.  They smoke, drink and screw in the office; ok so that cool I guess....umm ok soooo, what is the fucking point Mad Men?  Is anything going to happen?!".  And that is when I put the DVDs up on the shelf where they have since been hidden by about an inch of dust.  I keep telling myself the show has to be good and that I should start it back up, but I don't know if that will happen because I am far enough removed that I feel I would have to re-watch the stuff I have already seen just to really give it the proper chance.  That is a big commitment for a boring show. 





The Wire...ah greatness.  I have actually watched more of this than Breaking Bad but I am going to write about it first because the article I am linking to is mostly about Breaking Bad and I want to force you to read what I have to say before you get distracted by a link.  I think the Wire is by far the best thing I had ever experienced on TV.  When i finished that last season I literally thought to myself..."so what do i do now?".  It was like the feeling of finishing the Deathly Hallows times ten.  Why?  I just felt like I was so close to nearly every character.  The range of emotions the show made me feel was so broad and so real.  It was like life.  You never knew what was going to happen, who was going to hurt you, who was going to leave.  It is not for everyone because it can be to slow for some (Mad Men).  Crimes are not solved in one episode, maybe not even in one season.  But if you can stick with it, it can be well worth it.  You will feel so connected to the main character, a city (that you may never have been to), that you do feel like you are an expert on inner city education, politics etc. like Klosterman will point out in his jab at Wire fans.  It just really is a moving work, try it if you haven't. 





As for Breaking Bad, I am just finishing up Season 3.  So far I am really enjoying it, but I can't say it is at the Wire's level until I see the entire series (which is still going on).  I will defer to Klosterman's piece for now.  It really breaks down how these shows make us think and feel.  Here it is. 



-A

Saturday, May 21, 2011

I am Listening to Britney, Nicki, and Ke$ha, Must be The RAPTURE!!!

Well since all of the saved people are leaving tonight, I figured I should write a blog that they could read before they go.  I am not really all that well versed in this rapture stuff so I am just going to take the bits and pieces that I have heard and go with it.

What it all comes down to is if you multiply 5, 10, and 17 together 2 times (already confused) you get a number that I don't feel like calculating right now.  If you add that many days to the day Jesus died, then you get to today.  So you ask why 5, 10, and 17?  Yeah i did too (fuck it i am not capitalizing i anymore, i mean shit the world is gonna end anyway).  Well actually these were the numbers on the back of Jesus's fortune cookie at Pei Wei early on the morning of Good Friday.   These became "the holy numbers".  I am still trying to get a call into Harold Camping to find out why you multiply it twice.  So yeah, its pretty obvious that this is going to happen.


So later, Peter Gabriel is going to blow a horn and a few people are going to disappear.  Thats when the fun/destruction will start.  They will miss it all though because they will be frolicking in heaven with the Victoria Secret Angels.


While they are up there several alien space craft are going to park themselves over major cities and will send giant laser beams down to destroy major landmarks.


Then Will Smith will save us from the aliens and God will have to try Plan B (not the miracle drug).  He may go with a giant meteor but we already have pretty much got that figured out, so that shouldn't cause too much trouble.  As long as we don't send BP up there to drill it.






Then we will start having more earthquakes and tsunamis and a bunch of crazy shit like that.

What I suggest is that everyone go out and buy some guns, bring as many girls over as possible and bunker up in your house.  This will be you best chance for survival and good times.  Oh and also go over to the liquor store, that place is going to be a war zone in a few days.

UPDATE:  My sources are telling me that this was already supposed to happen.  And, though I haven't really been around anyone this morning that I can definitely say would have been saved, I don't think it happened.  So I guess we are good until 2012.  Oh well, at least I finally wrote something.


A

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

What Would You Tell Him to Do?

Note: Before I begin writing, I want you to know that the embedded links lead to different pages involving the book and movie.  If for some reason you are thinking about reading the book Atlas Shrugged, (which I highly encourage if you are capable of finishing the 1200+ pages) I wouldn't recommend clicking any links as they could spoil some things.  If you never plan to read the book and only plan to see the movie, I would encourage clicking links as it will fill you in on some of the missing story lines.  If you plan to read the book it is fine to read this post.  I will mention some things from the first section of the book, but I won't spoil anything major and it might just be enough to get you interested.  If you have any interest in possibly reading the book, I would say: do not go see the movie.  Wait. Give the book a try and if you just can't take it, go see the movie when you have given up on the book.


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So last night a few of us went to see the movie Atlas Shrugged....(in the spirit of full disclosure, I should point out that this is my very favorite book).  Anytime a book is turned into a movie, it is pretty typical for the people that read the book to be at least a little disappointed.  After watching the movie, I was very disappointed, but not exactly in the way I thought I would be.  As I digested what I saw and how I felt while in the theatre, I began to feel really conflicted about the experience, the movie, and whether or not I think people should even go to see it.



I want to start out by saying that if this movie was just made for me to watch, and no one else, or even if you had to prove that you had read the book to enter the theater, I would not be writing right now.  I would have simply enjoyed my time watching the film and moved on, perhaps even beginning to re-read the book.  I really liked being reminded of some of the story lines, seeing Rearden Metal on screen, seeing the rail, and the power behind the trains.  It wasn't that the movie followed the book that made me like it.  It may even be that it left so much out that I was able to fill in the gaps with my knowledge of what was happening underneath the poorly acted dialogue. 



Here is a quick look at what the film is about courtesy of Chris Bedford of dailycaller.com:

The film, directed by Paul Johansson, focuses on two characters: beautiful railroad tycoon Dagny Taggart (played by Taylor Schilling) and genius manufacturer Henry Rearden (played by Grant Bowler).
Set in a dystopian 2016 America beset by economic depression, social disorder and a massively expanding government (sound familiar?), the film pits its two heroes against an array of corrupt businessmen, greedy government officials and leaching family members. Our capitalist heroes’ quest is to use Rearden’s new metal alloy — which is stronger and lighter than steel — to rebuild Taggart’s railroad, which is over 100 years old and completely falling apart. Their success is unacceptable to the entrenched elites, who will stop at nothing to prevent them from succeeding. Meanwhile, America’s best and brightest are disappearing without a trace, leaving behind only one clue: the name “John Galt.”

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2011/03/24/movie-review-atlas-shrugged-part-1/#ixzz1K0ThiCpi


Other than James Taggart, I did really like the casting.  Dagny was beautiful and looked a lot like I had pictured her while reading.  Hank, Dr. Stadler (in his short appearance), Wesley, Lilian, and Dr. Ferris all looked the part.  It would have been nice to get a glimpse of barely mentioned pirate Ragnar Danneskjöld, but maybe that is coming in the future movies.  The acting was a little sub par, but these were by no means A-listers, hell, I don't know that they are D-listers. But that's what happens with a small budget.  I can deal with that because unlike in most instances, in this I cared about the story being shared, not the acting.



One of my main questions about how this movie would be written was the setting.  There was no date given in the book. But the railroad was very important to the world which gave me the feeling that it was before commercial airlines were affordable.  I mean who rides across the country in passenger trains?  As you can see above, the movie puts us in 2016.  I am alright with this and they did a decent job of explaining why trains were again important and what kind of state the USA was in, but I don't see why they had to put a date to it.  Also, nobody really smoked in the movie.  In the book everyone smoked and  there was a certain symbolism in the cigarettes that was lost in the movie. The montage of news reel was a little corny. I don't see why it would be that difficult to just make the movie timeless like the book.  We all have imaginations for God's..er...god's (sorry Ayn) sake.  Regardless, at this point in the movie I am still thinking it could go either way.

As the movie progressed, I had mixed feelings.  (This will be harder to talk about without really divulging information about what happens.)  I feel like the dialogue didn't stand on its own well.  The writers tried to take several pivotal moments from the book and have the actors say them word for word, without having the buildup to show why they were pivotal.  They also left out some very important moments that help you understand main characters (one example later).  I felt like this made the lines seem a little corny and took the power right out of them.  The same goes for the relationships between characters.  We see them meet.  The next time we see them they are very close.  And it keeps leveling up too fast without proper time or scenes to show the development of their relationships.  (I guess this could be the result of trying to take an extremely complex work of literature and turn it into a movie that is a mere 100 minutes and was only filmed with a $10 million budget.)  The reason I still enjoyed this is because I already knew all of the subplots that were not being shown, but I felt like the people around me had to be confused or unimpressed.  One of these instances is when one of my favorite characters from the book, Francisco d'Anconia, sees Hank at the anniversary party and speaks to him.  In the book, he has a very long monologue that really tells you about his character, that he was not always the playboy that the movie shows him to be.  This obviously could not have been put into the movie word for word, but could have been shaped down into a still powerful monologue.  This excerpt from the book is at the bottom of this post.

There were several other things that irked me about this movie.  Most tied to the budget like the silly black and white "missing" freeze frames.  I just can't decide if I should be happy that the movie was made at all or if I should be pissed that it wasn't done all out.  Maybe it is impossible to put a book like this into movie form.  Maybe our beloved HBO would have been the right group to do this in a 12 hour mini series.  I guess my final feeling is that if there is any chance someone is going to read the book, I hope they never see this movie because it gives away enough info to satisfy your need to find out more.  So that person will not ever read the book, which is a shame.  If someone isn't ever going to read the book, they might as well watch the movie. That is better than never having any clue as to what the book is about.  And for those of us that have read the book, the movie is a good reminder of the greatness of the book.  Maybe it will drive us to talk to people about the book, and get more and more people to read it.  Once people read it they will realize that it is a great work. 

I feel like Ayn Rand would not be happy with the movie, but is it even possible to be happy with the movie?  Why do we ask questions that can't be answered?  Who is John Galt?
-A

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Rearden heard Bertram Scudder, outside the group, say to a girl who made some sound of indignation, "Don't let him disturb you. You know, money is the root of all evil – and he's the typical product of money."
      Rearden did not think that Francisco could have heard it, but he saw Francisco turning to them with a gravely courteous smile.
      "So you think that money is the root of all evil?" said Francisco d'Aconia. "Have you ever asked what is the root of money? Money is a tool of exchange, which can't exist unless there are goods produced and men able to produce them. Money is the material shape of the principle that men who wish to deal with one another must deal by trade and give value for value. Money is not the tool of the moochers, who claim your product by tears, or of the looters, who take it from you by force. Money is made possible only by the men who produce. Is this what you consider evil?
      "When you accept money in payment for your effort, you do so only on the conviction that you will exchange it for the product of the effort of others. It is not the moochers or the looters who give value to money. Not an ocean of tears nor all the guns in the world can transform those pieces of paper in your wallet into the bread you will need to survive tomorrow. Those pieces of paper, which should have been gold, are a token of honor – your claim upon the energy of the men who produce. Your wallet is your statement of hope that somewhere in the world around you there are men who will not default on that moral principle which is the root of money. Is this what you consider evil?
      "Have you ever looked for the root of production? Take a look at an electric generator and dare tell yourself that it was created by the muscular effort of unthinking brutes. Try to grow a seed of wheat without the knowledge left to you by men who had to discover it for the first time. Try to obtain your food by means of nothing but physical motions – and you'll learn that man's mind is the root of all the goods produced and of all the wealth that has ever existed on earth.
      "But you say that money is made by the strong at the expense of the weak? What strength do you mean? It is not the strength of guns or muscles. Wealth is the product of man's capacity to think. Then is money made by the man who invents a motor at the expense of those who did not invent it? Is money made by the intelligent at the expense of the fools? By the able at the expense of the incompetent? By the ambitious at the expense of the lazy? Money is made – before it can be looted or mooched – made by the effort of every honest man, each to the extent of his ability. An honest man is one who knows that he can't consume more than he has produced.
      "To trade by means of money is the code of the men of good will. Money rests on the axiom that every man is the owner of his mind and his effort. Money allows no power to prescribe the value of your effort except by the voluntary choice of the man who is willing to trade you his effort in return. Money permits you to obtain for your goods and your labor that which they are worth to the men who buy them, but no more. Money permits no deals except those to mutual benefit by the unforced judgment of the traders. Money demands of you the recognition that men must work for their own benefit, not for their own injury, for their gain, not their loss – the recognition that they are not beasts of burden, born to carry the weight of your misery – that you must offer them values, not wounds – that the common bond among men is not the exchange of suffering, but the exchange of goods. Money demands that you sell, not your weakness to men's stupidity, but your talent to their reason; it demands that you buy, not the shoddiest they offer, but the best your money can find. And when men live by trade – with reason, not force, as their final arbiter – it is the best product that wins, the best performance, then man of best judgment and highest ability – and the degree of a man's productiveness is the degree of his reward. This is the code of existence whose tool and symbol is money. Is this what you consider evil?
      "But money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the driver. It will give you the means for the satisfaction of your desires, but it will not provide you with desires. Money is the scourge of the men who attempt to reverse the law of causality – the men who seek to replace the mind by seizing the products of the mind.
      "Money will not purchase happiness for the man who has no concept of what he wants; money will not give him a code of values, if he's evaded the knowledge of what to value, and it will not provide him with a purpose, if he's evaded the choice of what to seek. Money will not buy intelligence for the fool, or admiration for the coward, or respect for the incompetent. The man who attempts to purchase the brains of his superiors to serve him, with his money replacing his judgment, ends up by becoming the victim of his inferiors. The men of intelligence desert him, but the cheats and the frauds come flocking to him, drawn by a law which he has not discovered: that no man may be smaller than his money. Is this the reason why you call it evil?
      "Only the man who does not need it, is fit to inherit wealth – the man who would make his own fortune no matter where he started. If an heir is equal to his money, it serves him; if not, it destroys him. But you look on and you cry that money corrupted him. Did it? Or did he corrupt his money? Do not envy a worthless heir; his wealth is not yours and you would have done no better with it. Do not think that it should have been distributed among you; loading the world with fifty parasites instead of one would not bring back the dead virtue which was the fortune. Money is a living power that dies without its root. Money will not serve that mind that cannot match it. Is this the reason why you call it evil?
      "Money is your means of survival. The verdict which you pronounce upon the source of your livelihood is the verdict you pronounce upon your life. If the source is corrupt, you have damned your own existence. Did you get your money by fraud? By pandering to men's vices or men's stupidity? By catering to fools, in the hope of getting more than your ability deserves? By lowering your standards? By doing work you despise for purchasers you scorn? If so, then your money will not give you a moment's or a penny's worth of joy. Then all the things you buy will become, not a tribute to you, but a reproach; not an achievement, but a reminder of shame. Then you'll scream that money is evil. Evil, because it would not pinch-hit for your self-respect? Evil, because it would not let you enjoy your depravity? Is this the root of your hatred of money?
      "Money will always remain an effect and refuse to replace you as the cause. Money is the product of virtue, but it will not give you virtue and it will not redeem your vices. Money will not give you the unearned, neither in matter nor in spirit. Is this the root of your hatred of money?
      "Or did you say it's the love of money that's the root of all evil? To love a thing is to know and love its nature. To love money is to know and love the fact that money is the creation of the best power within you, and your passkey to trade your effort for the effort of the best among men. It's the person who would sell his soul for a nickel, who is the loudest in proclaiming his hatred of money – and he has good reason to hate it. The lovers of money are willing to work for it. They know they are able to deserve it.
      "Let me give you a tip on a clue to men's characters: the man who damns money has obtained it dishonorably; the man who respects it has earned it.
      "Run for your life from any man who tells you that money is evil. That sentence is the leper's bell of an approaching looter. So long as men live together on earth and need means to deal with one another – their only substitute, if they abandon money, is the muzzle of a gun.
      "But money demands of you the highest virtues, if you wish to make it or to keep it. Men who have no courage, pride, or self-esteem, men who have no moral sense of their right to their money and are not willing to defend it as they defend their life, men who apologize for being rich – will not remain rich for long. They are the natural bait for the swarms of looters that stay under rocks for centuries, but come crawling out at the first smell of a man who begs to be forgiven for the guilt of owning wealth. They will hasten to relieve him of the guilt – and of his life, as he deserves.
      "Then you will see the rise of the double standard – the men who live by force, yet count on those who live by trade to create the value of their looted money – the men who are the hitchhikers of virtue. In a moral society, these are the criminals, and the statutes are written to protect you against them. But when a society establishes criminals-by-right and looters-by-law – men who use force to seize the wealth of disarmed victims – then money becomes its creators' avenger. Such looters believe it safe to rob defenseless men, once they've passed a law to disarm them. But their loot becomes the magnet for other looters, who get it from them as they got it. Then the race goes, not to the ablest at production, but to those most ruthless at brutality. When force is the standard, the murderer wins over the pickpocket. And then that society vanishes, in a spread of ruins and slaughter.
      "Do you wish to know whether that day is coming? Watch money. Money is the barometer of a society's virtue. When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion – when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing – when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors – when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you – when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice – you may know that your society is doomed. Money is so noble a medium that it does not compete with guns and it does not make terms with brutality. It will not permit a country to survive as half-property, half-loot.
      "Whenever destroyers appear among men, they start by destroying money, for money is men's protection and the base of a moral existence. Destroyers seize gold and leave to its owners a counterfeit pile of paper. This kills all objective standards and delivers men into the arbitrary power of an arbitrary setter of values. Gold was an objective value, an equivalent of wealth produced. Paper is a mortgage on wealth that does not exist, backed by a gun aimed at those who are expected to produce it. Paper is a check drawn by legal looters upon an account which is not theirs: upon the virtue of the victims. Watch for the day when it becomes, marked: 'Account overdrawn.'
      "When you have made evil the means of survival, do not expect men to remain good. Do not expect them to stay moral and lose their lives for the purpose of becoming the fodder of the immoral. Do not expect them to produce, when production is punished and looting rewarded. Do not ask, 'Who is destroying the world?' You are.
      "You stand in the midst of the greatest achievements of the greatest productive civilization and you wonder why it's crumbling around you, while you're damning its life-blood – money. You look upon money as the savages did before you, and you wonder why the jungle is creeping back to the edge of your cities. Throughout men's history, money was always seized by looters of one brand or another, but whose method remained the same: to seize wealth by force and to keep the producers bound, demeaned, defamed, deprived of honor. That phrase about the evil of money, which you mouth with such righteous recklessness, comes from a time when wealth was produced by the labor of slaves – slaves who repeated the motions once discovered by somebody's mind and left unimproved for centuries. So long as production was ruled by force, and wealth was obtained by conquest, there was little to conquer. Yet through all the centuries of stagnation and starvation, men exalted the looters, as aristocrats of the sword, as aristocrats of birth, as aristocrats of the bureau, and despised the producers, as slaves, as traders, as shopkeepers – as industrialists.
      "To the glory of mankind, there was, for the first and only time in history, a country of money – and I have no higher, more reverent tribute to pay to America, for this means: a country of reason, justice, freedom, production, achievement. For the first time, man's mind and money were set free, and there were no fortunes-by-conquest, but only fortunes-by-work, and instead of swordsmen and slaves, there appeared the real maker of wealth, the greatest worker, the highest type of human being – the self-made man – the American industrialist.
      "If you ask me to name the proudest distinction of Americans, I would choose – because it contains all the others – the fact that they were the people who created the phrase 'to make money'. No other language or nation had ever used these words before; men had always thought of wealth as a static quantity – to be seized, begged, inherited, shared, looted, or obtained as a favor. Americans were the first to understand that wealth has to be created. The words 'to make money' hold the essence of human morality.
      "Yet these were the words for which Americans were denounced by the rotted cultures of the looters' continents. Now the looters' credo has brought you to regard your proudest achievements as a hallmark of shame, your prosperity as guilt, your greatest men, the industrialists, as blackguards, and your magnificent factories as the product and property of muscular labor, the labor of whip-driven slaves, like the pyramids of Egypt. The rotter who simpers that he sees no difference between the power of the dollar and the power of the whip, ought to learn the difference on his own hide – as, I think, he will.
      "Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When money ceases to be the tool by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of men. Blood, whips and guns – or dollars. Take your choice – there is no other – Suck it! (kidding, I added that) and your time is running out."
original source: Part II, Section 2, pages 387-391 of the paperback
Text courtesy of James Donald

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

I have been at home the past two weeks doing training for my new job. Well sort of, but I have realized the importance of having a job, if for no reason other than giving you something to do during the day. I can only watch so many movies, I feel like I am going to get sores on my legs and coccyx.... so as you can see I need something to do. I have taken up running, which amounts to about two miles a day and even at that I feel as though my heart stopped after a block and I have to pick it up on the way back. 

During this leisure time at home though I have stumbled across A's itune's folder. Just so you know, the criteria to make it into this folder does not amount to good music or classic bands. It seems as long as noise is being made and it can play through the speakers, there is a good chance it will make the itunes folder. Which brings me to my next point of the garbage music that use to be cool growing up. Although I did find some gems hiding amongst the rubble that I was happy to stumble upon. Among these were not the Spice Girls though, why this is in the itunes folder is a beyond my comprehension. The best thing these girls could produce was the rumor that scary spice had an adams apple. Which I still believe to be true. 

I am intrigued though at the way music shapes an era, how it shapes our individual lives and how one song takes you back to a place that seemed forgotten. I Go Back by Kenny Chesney takes me back to high school, a time in life that was easy and well missed. Just as Bananas in Pajamas by.... the yellow dancing bananas in the show, takes me back to when I was younger and use to see the commercials for them on TV. Not that I ever watched them, that's neither here nor there though. I was merely intrigued by the eclectic group of artists held within this folder that seem to follow no music genre or music quality. One cannot be biased though when choosing music, certain times require certain music. 

This certain time requires one more dominant song by the Spice Girls before they get deleted for good. 

SPICE UP YOUR LIFE....... Screech 

Thursday, April 7, 2011

HandsomeMen's Club

Quick post to all the handsome men out there. You were voted in on good measure. Be proud.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

No Foreplay? That's OK!

I missed this on Saturday but thanks to modern technology, I was able to enjoy it (backwards) on TúTube.  So here is the video, while you watch consider how difficult it would be if these ladies came up in a nice game of Kill, Eff, Marry.









Tooodloooo motha fuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-A

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

History of Rap

I am not really sure when this aired, but it is a pretty entertaining collaboration between Justin and Jimmy. 

Enjoy...A

Thursday, March 31, 2011

"Free Gary Neal"

Now that I have lived in Dallas for over a year now I have been forced to get accustom with the sports fan base of the Mavs. Since being from the Sliver and Black city it's difficult to put up with some of these ignorant non sense talking maverick fans that believe that "this is their year" even though "their year" has been going on for the last 5. I always find it comical that when I mention the 4 rings we got they still have some stupid comeback line that never really goes anywhere much like a Charlie Sheen slam. FYI, if you ever walk into the AAC you will notice hanging in the rafters by the hockey banners and one or two bball division titles that they have an All Star weekend participation banner from last yr. 
Well maybe someone should let them in on the secret.... every team will host the all-star game eventually and by the way the game wasn't even held at the AAC. Jerry should proudly hang that up in his dome next to his attendance record for a Super Bowl, oh wait that didn't happen, and you counted the people who bought tickets to stand outside the dome and watch it on a TV. Anyways im getting off subject of what I really want to talk about. The ticket up here is awesome and I actually do enjoy listening to them dissect the mavs and cowboys along with all the made up voices of famous athletes (Fake Jerry Jones). But, the one subject that was beaten over and over like a Dallas Police arrest was "Free Roddy Beaubois" throughout last yrs. playoffs. This was relating to always benching this guy in crucial time during Mavs games though when he was in the game he did great. Well im taking this phrase and rewording it..... "Free Gary Neal".


This is not soo much because Neal doesn't play, but because he is on the bench during crunch time while slapdick Richard Jefferson plays in-front of him and contributes nothing at the end of games much like the other first 44 mins. It's kind of sad to watch the decline of a once all-star to basically a non reliable roll player on the most unselfish team in the NBA and he still can't get his. The guy is a disease much like an STD, and unfortunately we can't get enough valtrex to make him go away. You can go back this whole season and watch the last 4 mins. of any game and you wouldn't be able to tell where he made a big shot that meant something. The guy has no confidence in anything he does on the court or off picture speaks for itself...... 


For a while I believed that Neal should be inserted in the starting lineup over RJ, but realized if for some rare occurrence Jefferson hits his first couple shots he can be valuable for a period of time, but he used most of those good games up in the first 10 of the season. For a short period of time made Spurs fans believe he had found his broke jump shot and wasn't a pussy anymore to drive to the basket where he used to do damage. Now spurs fans get the guy who currently has lost his confidence again and doesn't play D on the other end of the court to do anything for us other than force us to play 4 on 6 when he's on the court. I do not exaggerate on how bad he hurts the team on their stretch run heading into the playoffs. Now you have Gary Neal a 26 yr. old rookie who when he has the ball wants to score every time he has an opportunity and if you follow the team closely you know when the ball leaves his hands you know its going in most the time. Bottom line Neal wants to be out there and he averages half the mins. Jefferson does and consistently outscores, rebounds and doesn't have as many turnovers as Mr. RJ. Hopefully Pop is only messing with our emotions right now and when the marbles are on the line we won't see this guy come the last 6 to 7 mins. of any game. So play the real shooter, the guy who tries on defense and a guy who won't be seen in a fedora anywhere.


(the most worthless POS spurs player that we have overpaid, right up there with Matt Bonner. We even renegotiated with him last summer for less money and still overpaid.) 


- TO out

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

National Slapdick League

So the NFL owners better get it together and take the deal the players want or the players will all be in jail and they won't be able to have games even if they want too.  I wonder if now that the teams can't contact the players, they also can't use their power to get players off scott free when they rape girls in Georgia...hmmm.



Well the latest two stories are Aqib Talib and Dez Bryant.  The first thing I can say about these two is that spell check doesn't like their names, the second is that they are both complete knuckle heads (Charles Barkley voice).  The Cowboys and the Bucs knew what they were getting into when they drafted these guys, as there were rumors that both were complete idiots coming out of college.  Dez looks like he is in some financial trouble as he owes around $1,000,000 to various jewelers for diamond encrusted necklaces that he bought on credit and decided not to pay for.



At least he timed this well with the lockout keeping him from collecting any pay checks for a while.  Luckily North Park Mall decided they would look out for his best interests and ban him from the mall so he couldn't make any financial follies there.  Who knows what is going to happen with this guy in the next few months without the oversight of the team.  It should be comical though.  Maybe there is still time for him to get a cameo in The Hangover 2.



So then we have Aqib Talib.  This guy is from Dallas and graduated from Richardson Berkner.  I am a little surprised that I don't remember hearing about him in high school since he is local and apparently was really good.  Maybe he was never academically eligible.  Well after Berkner he went on to become an All-American at Kansas where he earned a degree in being a slapdick.  His latest achievement is getting into a dispute with his sisters boyfriend.  Talib and his mother were arrested for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon (mother of the year?).  Apparently Talib fired shots and tried to pistol whip this guy n Garland a few weeks ago.  I am not quite sure but I feel like you have to be some how impaired to be close enough to pistol whip someone and not only fail at that but then miss them with a few shots.  What do you think?



Naa he looks like he is completely alert.  Well needless to say it is pretty likely he is going to jail.  But that just sets us up for his triumphant return in 5 years to become one of the best players in the league right?  History seems to repeat itself.


-A

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

WHY WE STRUGGLE THROUGH WINTER

I woke up this morning with a quiet excited-ness about me that I haven't experienced in years. The last time may have been the first day of high school. The night before is a restless sleep, full of wonderment about the upcoming day and the beginning of an exciting time. Well, I awoke with much the same feeling today. There was nothing too special about this day that should stir such a feeling, nothing grand that is happening or even noteworthy to mention in the blog today.

I could only muster up one idea, an idea which hit me like a snow storm and would not leave my mind all day. I was excited, not because I got a new loofa, which is always a good day indeed. My shower this morning was so fresh, if you don't use loofas, you are missing out on what could be the best part of any shower. It is not only the best way to get rid of dead skin cells, but beyond that, it feels as though Helen of Troy is washing your body herself. It is something grand, do not hate... try it.

It is hard to put into words the beauty in which I am about to tell you. Imagine you were a kid and you realized that every imaginable friend you had was real; and everyone athlete you pretended to be was not a coke addicted sex addict, instead every perfect thing about this world was actually real and attainable. To sum up in a few short words what has begun to come upon the world would not do favor to the true situation at hand. For, the only reason we all suffer through those cold winter nights; the days of torture while beautiful women are covered up head to toe with parkas and rain boots. That is right gentlemen....SUNDRESS SEASON HAS COMMENCED!!

The season of sundresses has got to be a favorite of mine. I refuse to call it spring or summer, it does not do justice. SUNDRESS season gives men reason to leave the house. It shows us that putting up with gloomy winter days and cold winter nights does pay off in the end. The girls shed their winter coats and out blossoms such sexy and scantily clad sundresses.

All of our hopes are strung on the fact that a summer breeze will carelessly lift up that loose fabric just enough to see what it is they are playfully hiding. Not too much, but just enough to bring a smile to your face, and adjust your belt as needed. The season is upon us, do not let these days pass so easily. Do not be rude and discourteous to that fact that all these women put on these simple dresses not to stay cool in the summer sun. But rather to give us whiplash so bad that only a shot of whiskey and codein could settle down the pain.

Enjoy this time of year, winter comes too quick.

-Screech

Instagraming

A cool app. that I was just exposed to over the past week for the iphone is Instagram. It is basically a twitter that lets you share whats happening in your life through photos. You have followers and you can follow others. The really neat thing about the app. is the features of photo shop which allow you to change the appearance of the pictures you post. You can either take a pic. with the app. or upload from your iphone photos. It gives you 15 different filters to change the appearance and then you can tilt by tapping the photo to focus on certain objects. 

Overall I rate this app. a B+, only because there is certainly room for improvement and Im sure over time the upgrades will evolve Instagram. Whats nice about this thing is that it doesn't have the "facebook status updates" that I could care less about what anyone wants to share about what they are doing at a particular time. However, im not a fan of how to navigate to other users or your own page, but maybe thats because im so used to the evil of facebook. Anyhow thought I would share a recommended app. and if you want to follow me you can find me at bigozzy.

-TO 

Monday, March 28, 2011

Sun Dresses

So I know i haven't put anything up here since we went to the opening night showing of Land Before Time 19, Little Foot Goes to Venus, but I just didn't have anything to write about.  Unfortunately I can't write about sundresses because screech already claimed that, I just wanted to piss him off when he read the title.

I am really beginning this without any subject in mind so I would go into this expecting very little.  Treat it like a date with T.O.   ("Triple Distilled" T.O. not "Get Your Popcorn Ready" T.O.)

Hopefully everyone enjoyed the angry birds song.  I had been messing around with those chords for ages and couldn't get anything of quality.  Then I was sitting out at the lake and muse hit me and I started singing about the iphone game.  and that is how the [future] hit was born.  It is amazing the low level entertainment that the iphone provides.  I mean can you get much simpler than sling shotting birds at pigs?  I guess that is pretty creative but it sure is simple.

That makes you think about a lot of things that people make a lot of money with.  A lot of it is total bull shit and they just end up lucky being at the right place at the right time.  Really music can be like that.  It is amazing the amount of talented people who just play in the coffee shop or in their living room and the amount of talentless people that are just created by the record companies....ahem country music.

It is always incredibly fun to find artists that really have a lot to offer that just don't get all that much publicity.  A local band that you should check out is The Orbans (previously The Lifters but apparently they lifted that name from someone and got sued).  The Orbans are from the Dallas-Ft. Worth area and have this alternative rock sound that also has some bluegrass type influence in the instrumentation.  They really have some good songs (nothing as good as Angry Bird) and have a really original sound.



Peter Black is the lead singer (who unfortunately didn't have his priorities straight and is now having a baby instead of touring) and main writer [edit: apparently they are playing SXSW so maybe they will begin playing again].  The lyrics provide an interesting mix.  Some songs are very easy to follow and are very catchy.  Others are nearly nonsensical and make it hard for me to decide if they are brilliant and I am not quite getting it or if they are just on a lot of drugs while they write them.








Either way you should check them out. http://www.theorbans.com/ A very solid local band and a great show once they start playing gigs again.  I don't know if people are that interested but I am pretty passionate about music and I will likely introduce some more bands in the future (if you are not interested, too fucking bad).



-A

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Angry Bird




- A wrote and sang this.

His version of what the Angry Birds Theme song should be.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Life as We Know It

We are sitting here after Uptown, and listening to A play the guitar. Some guitar and the musical ambiance of four wannabe singers is all the is needed to have a good time. None of us sing well, by any means. With the exception of A on the guitar, our voices collectively equal Black Eyed Peas at the Super Bowl. So obviously, it is amazing.

What is needed for a good time though is a few good friends, some beer and half hazard singing. That is the recipe for a good night after the bars. We all come from different backgrounds and we all are headed to different places. But at this moment we are singing in the worst possible voices to songs we know half the lyrics to. We make no gestures to reconcile the shit we know, we only sing while we can the songs that come from our past. It brings us together in a way that only music can. It transcends time into a place of the forgotten, the time of our youth when music was what made us who we are.

A plays the guitar like a young Jimmy Hendrix and we sing like, well, the telatubbies. Yes, it sounds awesome.

Late nights, drunk people and the ability to enjoy life is what makes this place enjoyable. So love the one you got, cuz you might get run over or you might get shottttttt!!!!!

-Screech

Saturday, March 19, 2011

The World is Ours

Here's to the crazy ones... the misfits; the rebels; the troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do, is ignore them; because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.


I haven't posted in awhile and for that i apologize. Life seems to get in the way of any productive activities outside of work. 


I wanted to post this though because recently in my life there have been happenings that have transformed my life and redirected the way my life is going. I like this quote because it says exactly what I think about life. I perceive it in a way that maybe others don't. But perhaps they should.


It is never too late to chase your dreams or take a different road. You start out somewhere in order to get to a final destination. Every step in life is a move in a direction towards a final goal. To have the tenacity and the drive to do the undesirable and the needed in order to shape the world you want is a brave thing indeed. The world was not shaped by the common man, or the being that chose to stay the most traveled path. It was formed by the misfits, the rebels that realized things could be different. Things could be better and so chose to take action, to propose a new way of doing things. This is how the wheel got invented, this is how we are flying through the air. Man would have never set foot on the moon if man never thought it possible or reasonable. To follow the crowd is to give in to human nature; to belong. Break the mold, be who you were born to be and grasp the idea of individuality. Embrace the strange and unknown, or forever be placed in the world of the faceless man. 


The world needs more thinkers, doers, and achievers. If you are not one of these, no worries, bask in the glory that someone out there has more heart to do what is needed to advance in life. Be complacent with the way things are. It is only your life, do with it what you will. 


As for me, I choose the path of the unknown, show me the un-treaded jungle. I will face it with machete in hand and the will to move what is needed. It is the movers and the shakers that rattle this world of ours. Blend in or be known. 


-Screech

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Ides of March

The significance 15th of March stems from the Roman Calendar, here is also what I found this yesterday about "Ides of March" pretty interesting...


1. The day that Julius Caesar was betrayed and assassinated in 44 B.C. by a group of Roman senators--an event that solidified the date in infamy.

2. The famous line, "Beware the ides of March," from Shakespeare's play Julius Caesar, when Caesar is warned of his impending death by a soothsayer--a warning that Caesar disastrously, but predictably, fails to heed.

3. The epistolary novel, The Ides of March, by Thornton Wilder was published in 1948 and describes the events leading up to the assassination of Caesar (notice a pattern here?)

4. The Ides of March was the American rock band behind the hit 70s song 'Vehicle'.

5. And last but not least, a non-depressing reference -- The Ides of March is the political thriller directed by George Clooney, set to be released in late 2011.  The movie is about "an idealistic staffer for a newbie presidential candidate [who] gets a crash course on dirty politics," which admittedly does sound like a bit of a downer. But it stars Clooney and Ryan Gosling, and that is anything but depressing!


Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/03/15/not-just-julius-the-many-meanings-of-the-ides-of-march/#ixzz1GnDnj0Kj





- TO out

Great Week

By far this could be one of the better weeks out of the year coming up. We have St. Patty's Day Thurs. along with the start of March Madness Thurs. and Fri. On top of all that there is a Spurs/Mavs game in Dallas Friday that ill be attending as I wear my black and sliver (the JET is a Bi**h).

Thursday - One of the highest call in sick days of the year and not because of St. Patty's day but March Madness. The madness of trying to pick the perfect bracket of 64 with limitless opportunities to fill out multiple brackets and still not have more green than red mark outs on your bracket. The first 2 days of the tournament is where im basically glued to the TV from 1 to 8 only to get up to feed my stomach and beer myself. Its strange because I used to watch a lot of college bball during the season which built up the tournament much more for me, but the last 3 years I haven't paid any attention to the regular season. (unless it's a Duke/UNC game or some ballin white guy every yr. that looks like he has no athletic ability but just comes out and takes over games. ex: Fredette, Hansbrough bros, Reddick, Morrison) Anywho I don't care for watching the regular season, but come the 3rd week in March I try to catch up as quickly as possible with as many media outlets hoping to soak up just enough to make some educated picks in my bracket. 

I will predict now that there will be one 12th seed in the sweet 16 and a 6th seed that makes the final four. Also ill bet that only one 1 seed will make the final 4. Stick to these predictions and you'll be as smart as me! (thats a good thing) With all this college bball talk there still is St. Patty's day on thursday which ill be having some green beers and using the pinch rule to my advantage to strike up conversation, by the way did you know when this Holiday started the associated color was blue not green. (probably something the americans ruined)

Last but not least the Spurs/Mavs I've been waiting months to go see. I get to wear my Spurs gear and go into the AAC and represent. I can't wait to shut up all the Spurs haters this town has. Once we get the W Friday night ill be basking in the glory DT with old friends as we are in midsts of the Spurs last title run. Should be an epic weekend and many things to look forward to, now im going back to watching Californication because that show is the S**T. (Real estate agent, by far the best add character ever)

- TO out

Thursday, March 10, 2011

HinduDay

Yesterday morning I went to a recommended church that I could get my ashes and go.... perfect since I had a busy day of work ahead. Well I walk in at 9am and the chapel that could probably seat over 300 had 300 spots filled. Little did I know I was in for the whole 9 yards, I got my ashes along with communion. Now once I realized this was turning into mass I had another surprise waiting.... The blessing of the gifts through serving communion was spoken in english and then redone in spanish. This made no sense and not because I haven't been trying to learn spanish through the cheap version of Rosetta Stone (Berlitz), but why they would start translating the mass now after 3/4 of the it was already complete and only done in 1 language?/?  To say the least I was a little frustrated since I wasn't planning on taking an hour to get ashed, but I did feel good. Not sure if half of it was because I sat through the whole mass or that this now can count for not having to go this sunday.

Later on that afternoon I had a funny encounter. I was walking around the hospital getting ready for some work when someone stopped me and asked what the black dot on my forehead was doing there.

Man - Sir, what is that black thing on your head?

TO - Oh, there just ashes.

Man - Ashes? It looks like a black dot.

TO - Yea kind of, but I got them for ash wednesday.

Man - Ash Wednesday? You are Hindu. That does look like Hindu.

After this comment I tried to explain very quick that it was not Hindu and that it represented a different belief, but unfortunately the guy must had already made up his mind and started walking away as he mumbled something to me that I couldn't understand. By any means his comment shocked me as I looked at him waiting for some type of Seth Green punch line that wasn't coming. This guy was dead serious. Now I did notice when I checked in the mirror that my ashes weren't in the form of the typical cross symbol, but like a large glob, possibly the Father was hinting that I may have quite a bit of repenting to do. All I know is that I am not Hindu and far from it since one religion believes in not eating cow, while the other does and thats just one major difference. Hope everyone had a Happy Hinduday.

- TO out

"Like I Said the Queen Ain't no Bitch"

I don't have a lot of time, but I thought yall might like to learn chess. This is a great clip from the greatest television show in history.  So enjoy it, and learn some chess. 


If you know the show, you will undoubtedly see the parallels between the chess game and the life in the drug game which is referenced a little in the clip. 

Enjoy...




-A

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

I Whip my Hehehehair Back and Forth

So I cannot stand Sarah Palin...  I don't feel like bringing political views into this blog at this point so we will steer away from controversy and only attack her personally.  But seriously, is there a voice out there that is more annoying than hers?  I don't think so...I would rather listen to Woody Woodpecker do a speech. 


Wait did she actually do the voice work for Woody Woodpecker?!?  Regardless her voice is a disaster.  Then we have her thirst for attention that only compares to Eric Northman's thirst for Sookie's blood.  So Kathy Griffin has a nice little history of making Palin jokes that simply are not that funny.  Big deal...  Sarah gets all worked up and suddenly we have this new mutualistic relationship of pure annoyingnessity.  They just keep feeding off each other to stay in the spot light.  If one keeps their mouth shut, they both fade away into idiocraty, or well mediocrity.   Just the other day the old grizzly bear had her latest of  dumb quotes:

"You know, Kathy Griffin can do anything to me or say anything about me, because you know…  she's a 50-year-old adult bully, really is what she is," Palin said. "She can do those things to me…  I would just ask for respect of my children. As she had stated on CNN that her New Year's resolution was to destroy my 16-year-old daughter, that takes it a little too far.”  She even came with the old fashioned challenge...“Kathy pick on me, come up to Alaska and pick on me, but leave my kids alone,” 

Griffin did specifically say that she was going to go after her 16 year old Willow.  I find this relatively comical, but not because Kathy Griffin is funny, rather that Willow is a funny name.  I wonder if Palin's Willow whips her hair back and forth.  I wonder if Sarah should give that song a listen... "Hop up out the bed turn my swag on / Pay no attention to them haters / Because we whip em off."  I digress...

What is amazing (and what makes my head hurt) about this whole feud is that Palin eggs it on so much.  I just want to slap her and say, "Listen bitch, you are a public figure with a, well interesting family.  C level comedians are going to make jokes about you.  Ignore them!  What are you, a freaking drama starved 12 year old?  Or are you genius and you realize that fighting these little battles the only way for you to keep a final shred of relevance?" "Oh, really? Ok, well then carry on." 

~~~

I guess I can't really blame either woman for doing what they have to do to stay in that last little piece of the spotlight.   I just really hope this Presidential candidate thing doesn't come down to Palin vs. Hickabee in 2012(please tell me we haven't regressed that far).   I think I would have to choose not to vote if my choices for the GOP we a Racist Southern Baptist Minister from Arkansas who is is hypocritical and insensitive or a Thin Skinned Woodpecker from Alaska who names her kids things like Willow and then wonders why they get picked on.  I trust that this won't happen but if it does I will have no choice but to write in my 2012 choice for president: Nickelback for President 2012. 



A

Monday, March 7, 2011

"Winning"

-Tripledistilledopinions wants to apologize to our fan base for the lack of publishing in the last week. This will not be a regular occurrence. Thank you

So we all have seen the Charlie Sheen interviews over the last week and have had a few great laughs along with some memorable one liners that will be repeating for a while to come. But now his shit is getting old and he really isn't funny since now he has realized from all the interviews last week that he was saying some ridiculous things, which caught peoples attention to follow and listen to what he had to say. (interesting fact I heard yesterday, Sheen's twitter acct. was the fastest to a million followers ever - took 24 hrs.) Now he's like a dumb hot blonde girl, she's hot/great to look at but once she realizes it, she'll do whatever it takes to keep the attention focused at her... dumb (slut). Unfortunately, I do feel like Sheen is being exploited when he needs help more than ever and I do hope he does find some because I really don't want to see a Major League 3 movie or him interviewing Gary Busey on his new HDNet T.V. show.


The one word that will never be the same that Charlie has brought a whole new meaning to is "Winning" and I plan apply it to everything I do for here on out. 


- TO out

Monday, February 28, 2011

Top 10 List

I may have been one of the few that didn't watch the Oscars this year, but its sounds like I didn't miss much other than an F-bomb and a stoned/lifeless James Franco. The one part I will spend a few of my valuable minutes on is the grading of best dressed the next day. I don't particularly actually look at the grades as much as I just breeze through and check out the women all fancied up. Which leads me into what I wanted to share, my top 10 hottest women list. Every guy has one and usually we can name the top 5 off in our sleep without hesitation. So here's my 10 and im pretty sure there wont be any complaints. I don't mind suggestions of who you would want delete/add off this list. 
10. Kate Mara - Why wasn't she brought back in Entourage?














9. Mandy Moore - She sold me with her voice and pure beauty.











8. Jennifer Love Hewitt                                                       7. January Jones
                                                                                                      
6. Shantel Vansanten - Only reason ill still check in with One Tree Hill once in a while. 













5. Jordana Brewster                                                                            4.  Blake Lively   
                                                     


3. Kate Beckinsale - Definition of natural beauty.


2. Jessica Alba - Eyes and a smile to get lost in, and number 1 is....................





















1. Rachel McAdams - Always has and will be my number 1. If I ever get a chance to meet her my life will be complete bottom line.














Honorable Mention: Eva Mendes, Minka Kelly

- TO out